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On a random day I woke up and decided to paint my shelves GOLDEN. Unlike most of my other capricious projects, this one turned out to be a total success! (In spite of what-where-how-paint-or-spray-but-the-awful-smell shenanigans that lasted like 3 days). Now my shelf of honour glows at night (not in a creepy vampire way) and reminds me of a certain Mika song… :)

From the pictures it looks like I just abracadabra-ed that shit into gold, but actually it was a long process lead by my comrade witivisi，nurtured with cheese sandwiches and a playlist of 50 rock hits.

#only 4 shelves left  #notice all the cool things I put on display on purpose  #actually the colour also reminds me of Kurt's pants if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink  #witivisi  #personal  

“You know, Sheldon, you don’t have so many friends that you can afford to start insulting them” The Big Bang Theory

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#oh the pain  #how are you supposed to reincarnate into a better person if you want to stab other people repeatedly  #personal  

Now this is what I call a productive Sunday!! I made a Tardis out of a tea box, how English is that?

#my face isn't a greenish egg!  #bonus english points for me  #doctor who  #tardis  #it's poorly made but there is love  #aw yeah  #personal  

Rock’n’Roll is a perfectly adequate and awesome name for seeds

perfect for a botanic (synonym for nerd in Russian) disco Rock’n’Roll party

#i feel like this is where i belong to  #i had a donut party last weekend  #does two people count as a party  #i think so  #whatever  #rocknroll  #funny  #russian  #personal  
  *watching Lord of the Rings with dad who is confused about the plot*
Dad:  I don’t understand, everyone is slaying everyone. Who will win this battle?
Me:  Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.
#basically  #lotr  #harry potter  #me being hilarious  #personal  

when I talk to somebody on the phone while I’m home

my whole family takes turns to run into my room

and ask me why am I talking to myself/did I call them/do I need anything

#it makes me wanna drown things  #socially awkward  #i know it's super rare but could you stop rushing in my room asking questions  #it makes talking on the phone quite difficult  #spaced gif  #personal  
Grandpa:  Do you know what is a pomelo?
Me:  Well, it's a fruit that...
Grandpa:  No! It's not a coconut!
Me:  I didn't say it was a coconut, I'm saying that it's a fruit.
Grandpa:  It's rubbish, that's what it is.
#my grandpa hates pomelos with raging passion  #i can never say if he's trolling me or just doesn't know something for real  #pomelo  #who checks the pomelo tag anyway  #personal  
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