kookaburrito: According to spoilers, Glee season 4 is going to suck so much.
witivisi: Why don’t you stop watching it then?
kookaburrito: I will stop watching the minute Kurt sings any song by Mika.
witivisi: Don’t you understand that if it will never happen, you are bound to watch an awful show for an eternity?! Don’t you understand the ginormous suffering you’ll have to go through? Don’t you understand that you’re sealing a deal with the devil?
As some of you know, recently I started watching Adventure Time and I’m enjoying the hell out of that show. It’s so cute, weird, amusing and completely tumblr-style.
But I wasn’t expecting lady fate to love that show quite as much and bless me with the same kind of adventure, to color my insipid little life with a palette of vivid experiences.
The fact that my birthday is in a month’s time and my best friend already considered calling the strippers (but google showed that only old and ugly strippers are available, no Matt Bomer type of stripper can be found) makes my heart all fluttery :) She knows just what I want :))
kookaburrito: *reads “The Book of Animal Ignorance” by Stephen Fry*
witivisi: Wait, lobsters and crayfish are the same thing?
kookaburrito: Apparently, yes.
witivisi: Then why the hell can’t I take the little spoons for crayfish and use them as spoons for lobsters?
kookaburrito: … This is a dialogue for tumblr.
kookaburrito: should I change my url to kookataco now?
witivisi: more like kookachos
kookaburrito: The Kookachos sounds like a mariachi band
witivisi: … :3
kookaburrito: We should look like a team, more serious, more cool.
witivisi: In a shopping mall, taking pics in the mirror?
kookaburrito: Don’t smile, look tough.
witivisi: *laughs* Sure, bro.
witivisi: Oh, my birthday is in a week! What are we gonna do? What do normal people do on birthdays?
kookaburrito: Invite tons of friends and get drunk
witivisi: That’s not an option. We are anti-social lazy moles. Seriously, what are we going to do?
kookaburrito: We’ll just order thai or chinese take away and watch…
witivisi: No, don’t even say it
kookaburrito: Darren on Broadway tonight!!!
witivisi: We’ve heard.
kookaburrito: I’m nervous. What if he forgets the lyrics. What if.
witivisi: He’s gonna be fine. Impromptu performances are everything to us.
kookaburrito: Right! Of course. “It’s attached there with magic”. I’m calm now.
kookaburrito: Today there was a lecture about origami, and the woman-lecturer looked like the sweet transvestite from Rocky Horror.
witivisi: Ahah, I can imagine your thought process. I guess all about Rocky?
kookaburrito: She was a kind version of him. It was funny. And weird. And a little bit sad. Just like my life.
witivisi: One Piece is very good, you should watch One Piece
kookaburrito: Okay then… I got a friend who likes One Piece, he even cried when that guy whoever that was died …
witivisi: DUDE, EVEN I NEARLY CRIED. THAT WAS SO EMOTIONAL. SHATTERED DREAMS OF MILLION BL FANFIC LOVERS. THAT WAS THE MOST DEPRESSING THING EVER
kookaburrito: Ehm… Yeah?
witivisi: OH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. IT’S LIKE… IT’S LIKE IF BLAINE IN GLEE DIED
kookaburrito: NOOOOO WHAT WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS
witivisi: LIKE IF HE GOT HIS ARM CUTTED OFF
kookaburrito: Well, at least he can sing without an arm
witivisi: IT WAS LIKE HE GOT IN AN ACCIDENT AND LOST HIS VOICE
kookaburrito: SHUT UP, just shut up, I GET IT NOW.
witivisi: What do you think Chris Colfer smells like?
kookaburrito: Like honey
witivisi: That’s too sweet
kookaburrito: He is sweet
witivisi: Maybe a little bit of vanilla scent
kookaburrito: And toothpaste
witivisi: So homey
kookaburrito: Well, he’s human too, so he should use toothpaste… Or maybe he’s a god?
*silence filled with deep thoughts, sudden nods of approval from both of us*
witivisi and I ordered Chinese food today and watched Starship, after an awfully long ride when I was convincing her that there is a two-way bridge connecting North Korea to Mexico, and she was informing me that there is also a highway to Peru so Kim Jong-Il can go to see the llamas. Because the dear leader likes to look at things.