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15 posts tagged our weird dialogues with witivisi

kookaburrito: According to spoilers, Glee season 4 is going to suck so much.

witivisi: Why don’t you stop watching it then?

kookaburrito: I will stop watching the minute Kurt sings any song by Mika.

witivisi: Don’t you understand that if it will never happen, you are bound to watch an awful show for an eternity?! Don’t you understand the ginormous suffering you’ll have to go through? Don’t you understand that you’re sealing a deal with the devil?

Epic Adventure Time

As some of you know, recently I started watching Adventure Time and I’m enjoying the hell out of that show. It’s so cute, weird, amusing and completely tumblr-style.

But I wasn’t expecting lady fate to love that show quite as much and bless me with the same kind of adventure, to color my insipid little life with a palette of vivid experiences.

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The fact that my birthday is in a month’s time and my best friend already considered calling the strippers (but google showed that only old and ugly strippers are available, no Matt Bomer type of stripper can be found) makes my heart all fluttery :) She knows just what I want :))

kookaburrito: *reads “The Book of Animal Ignorance” by Stephen Fry*

witivisi: Wait, lobsters and crayfish are the same thing?

kookaburrito: Apparently, yes.

witivisi: Then why the hell can’t I take the little spoons for crayfish and use them as spoons for lobsters?

kookaburrito: … This is a dialogue for tumblr.
 

kookaburrito: should I change my url to kookataco now?

witivisi: more like kookachos

kookaburrito: The Kookachos sounds like a mariachi band

witivisi: … :3

kookaburrito: We should look like a team, more serious, more cool.
witivisi: In a shopping mall, taking pics in the mirror?
kookaburrito: Don’t smile, look tough.
witivisi: *laughs* Sure, bro.

kookaburrito: We should look like a team, more serious, more cool.

witivisi: In a shopping mall, taking pics in the mirror?

kookaburrito: Don’t smile, look tough.

witivisi: *laughs* Sure, bro.

kookaburrito:  120 followers! Yay! It's a record!
witivisi:  Wow. Drink some champagne.
kookaburrito:  I'll have a nonalcoholic CrissCriss later.
kookaburrito:  Goodness, and my fanfic's read count is 996! I can quit university and buy a nice little house in Florida.
witivisi:  You should take me with you.
kookaburrito:  Of course, Jeeves.
witivisi:  I believe in you, Wooster.
kookaburrito:  Wanna come over tomorrow?
witivisi:  Will your parents be home?
kookaburrito:  No.
witivisi:  Why?
kookaburrito:  Oh, you see, it's complicated. It all started when my brother came out to them so they threw him out of the house and burned his boyfriend's hair and then I screamed that I couldn't live under one roof with such heartless people and threatened them with my gun, finally managed to lock them out of the house, though they called the cops I wouldn't surrender and flooded the whole neighborhood and then they finally decided to go away, bought a ticket to Hawaii, and settled there, opened a small restaurant that brought them profit enough to buy a house and adopt Vietnamese children, they are never returning home again...
witivisi:  They're away on business, aren't they?
kookaburrito:  ...Yeah.

witivisi: Oh, my birthday is in a week! What are we gonna do? What do normal people do on birthdays?

kookaburrito: Invite tons of friends and get drunk

witivisi: That’s not an option. We are anti-social lazy moles. Seriously, what are we going to do?

kookaburrito: We’ll just order thai or chinese take away and watch…

witivisi:

kookaburrito:

witivisi:

kookaburrito:

witivisi: No, don’t even say it

kookaburrito: …glee

kookaburrito: Darren on Broadway tonight!!!

witivisi: We’ve heard.

kookaburrito: I’m nervous. What if he forgets the lyrics. What if.

witivisi: He’s gonna be fine. Impromptu performances are everything to us.

kookaburrito: Right! Of course. “It’s attached there with magic”. I’m calm now.

kookaburrito: Today there was a lecture about origami, and the woman-lecturer looked like the sweet transvestite from Rocky Horror.

witivisi: Ahah, I can imagine your thought process. I guess all about Rocky?

kookaburrito: She was a kind version of him. It was funny. And weird. And a little bit sad. Just like my life.

witivisi: One Piece is very good, you should watch One Piece

kookaburrito: Okay then… I got a friend who likes One Piece, he even cried when that guy whoever that was died …

witivisi: DUDE, EVEN I NEARLY CRIED. THAT WAS SO EMOTIONAL. SHATTERED DREAMS OF MILLION BL FANFIC LOVERS. THAT WAS THE MOST DEPRESSING THING EVER

kookaburrito: Ehm… Yeah?

witivisi: OH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. IT’S LIKE… IT’S LIKE IF BLAINE IN GLEE DIED

kookaburrito: NOOOOO WHAT WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS

witivisi: LIKE IF HE GOT HIS ARM CUTTED OFF

kookaburrito: Well, at least he can sing without an arm

witivisi: IT WAS LIKE HE GOT IN AN ACCIDENT AND LOST HIS VOICE

kookaburrito: SHUT UP, just shut up, I GET IT NOW.

witivisi: What do you think Chris Colfer smells like?

kookaburrito: Like honey

witivisi: That’s too sweet

kookaburrito: He is sweet

witivisi: Maybe a little bit of vanilla scent

kookaburrito: And toothpaste

witivisi: So homey

kookaburrito: Well, he’s human too, so he should use toothpaste… Or maybe he’s a god?

*silence filled with deep thoughts, sudden nods of approval from both of us*

just another day

witivisi and I ordered Chinese food today and watched Starship, after an awfully long ride when I was convincing her that there is a two-way bridge connecting North Korea to Mexico, and she was informing me that there is also a highway to Peru so Kim Jong-Il can go to see the llamas. Because the dear leader likes to look at things.

and we have weird dialogues

kookaburrito:… And Evanna Lynch is almost dating Joey Richter

witivisi: Almost dating? What do you mean almost dating? Is it the same if I said that you are almost dating Chris Colfer’s nose?