Induce me to intrallow myself... Actually, you can imagine whatever pops up into your head about me, and maybe you will be absolutely right!
Find hints about who I might be in my personal posts here
Or check out our weird dialogues with witivisi, she's the Jeeves to my Wooster
Or the stuff I do when I get inspired by Chris Colfer's nose
Or just give up and talk to me
kookaburrito: We should look like a team, more serious, more cool.
witivisi: In a shopping mall, taking pics in the mirror?
kookaburrito: Don’t smile, look tough.
witivisi: *laughs* Sure, bro.
witivisi: Wow. Drink some champagne.
kookaburrito: I'll have a nonalcoholic CrissCriss later.
kookaburrito: Goodness, and my fanfic's read count is 996! I can quit university and buy a nice little house in Florida.
witivisi: You should take me with you.
kookaburrito: Of course, Jeeves.
witivisi: I believe in you, Wooster.
witivisi: Will your parents be home?
kookaburrito: No.
witivisi: Why?
kookaburrito: Oh, you see, it's complicated. It all started when my brother came out to them so they threw him out of the house and burned his boyfriend's hair and then I screamed that I couldn't live under one roof with such heartless people and threatened them with my gun, finally managed to lock them out of the house, though they called the cops I wouldn't surrender and flooded the whole neighborhood and then they finally decided to go away, bought a ticket to Hawaii, and settled there, opened a small restaurant that brought them profit enough to buy a house and adopt Vietnamese children, they are never returning home again...
witivisi: They're away on business, aren't they?
kookaburrito: ...Yeah.
witivisi: Oh, my birthday is in a week! What are we gonna do? What do normal people do on birthdays?
kookaburrito: Invite tons of friends and get drunk
witivisi: That’s not an option. We are anti-social lazy moles. Seriously, what are we going to do?
kookaburrito: We’ll just order thai or chinese take away and watch…
kookaburrito:
kookaburrito:
witivisi: No, don’t even say it
kookaburrito: …glee
kookaburrito: Darren on Broadway tonight!!!
witivisi: We’ve heard.
kookaburrito: I’m nervous. What if he forgets the lyrics. What if.
witivisi: He’s gonna be fine. Impromptu performances are everything to us.
kookaburrito: Right! Of course. “It’s attached there with magic”. I’m calm now.
kookaburrito: Today there was a lecture about origami, and the woman-lecturer looked like the sweet transvestite from Rocky Horror.
witivisi: Ahah, I can imagine your thought process. I guess all about Rocky?
kookaburrito: She was a kind version of him. It was funny. And weird. And a little bit sad. Just like my life.
witivisi: One Piece is very good, you should watch One Piece
kookaburrito: Okay then… I got a friend who likes One Piece, he even cried when that guy whoever that was died …
witivisi: DUDE, EVEN I NEARLY CRIED. THAT WAS SO EMOTIONAL. SHATTERED DREAMS OF MILLION BL FANFIC LOVERS. THAT WAS THE MOST DEPRESSING THING EVER
kookaburrito: Ehm… Yeah?
witivisi: OH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. IT’S LIKE… IT’S LIKE IF BLAINE IN GLEE DIED
kookaburrito: NOOOOO WHAT WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS
witivisi: LIKE IF HE GOT HIS ARM CUTTED OFF
kookaburrito: Well, at least he can sing without an arm
witivisi: IT WAS LIKE HE GOT IN AN ACCIDENT AND LOST HIS VOICE
kookaburrito: SHUT UP, just shut up, I GET IT NOW.
witivisi: What do you think Chris Colfer smells like?
kookaburrito: Like honey
witivisi: That’s too sweet
kookaburrito: He is sweet
witivisi: Maybe a little bit of vanilla scent
kookaburrito: And toothpaste
witivisi: So homey
kookaburrito: Well, he’s human too, so he should use toothpaste… Or maybe he’s a god?
*silence filled with deep thoughts, sudden nods of approval from both of us*
witivisi and I ordered Chinese food today and watched Starship, after an awfully long ride when I was convincing her that there is a two-way bridge connecting North Korea to Mexico, and she was informing me that there is also a highway to Peru so Kim Jong-Il can go to see the llamas. Because the dear leader likes to look at things.
kookaburrito:… And Evanna Lynch is almost dating Joey Richter
witivisi: Almost dating? What do you mean almost dating? Is it the same if I said that you are almost dating Chris Colfer’s nose?
