December 2011
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I may sound old-fashioned, but I want to think all women should be treated like...
– Frank Sinatra (via modernhepburn)
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a crush on me. I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone...
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nevillelongbadass:
this is all due to so much unresolved sexual tension between missing e and tumblr
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
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What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I wish I was the person that people who like me think I am.
– (via wellthatsjustgreat)
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witivisi asked: Приходит мужик в бар, а это оказался гей-клуб. Ну, везде все геи целуются, танцуют... Мужик забегает в туалет и видит, как там трое пиDаров "в паровозик" играют. Он в ужасе выбегает оттуда - и в зал. Подходит к бармену и спрашивает:- А вы знаете, что у вас в сортире трое мужиков в паровозик играют?- И в середине такой огромный мужик?- Да.- У него рыжая борода и золотой зуб впереди?- Да,...
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And the barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve time...
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Stephen Fry's Wikipedia page is longer than God's
onerunner:
Stephen Fry character count: 54305
God character count: 32665
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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When I’m sad, I watch Darren’s livestream, stop being sad and be awesome instead
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